OK, not really, but woodworkers ARE an independent lot, and we don't need a nanny to tell us how to be safe in our own shops. Wear this shirt in the shop, while you shop or anywhere you feel like telling the world that you know what you're doing.
This shirt features an image from one of the original US Patents for the Unisaw. Click on the image to see the shirt at Zazzle, or on the PatentPlaceUSA link below to see other woodworking tool tees and gifts.